Slander \Slan"der\, n.
1. A false tale or report maliciously uttered, tending to injure the reputation
of another; the malicious utterance of defamatory reports; the dissemination
of malicious tales or suggestions to the injury of another.
Libel \Li"bel\, v. t.
1. To defame, or expose to public hatred, contempt, or ridicule, by a writing,
picture, sign, etc.; to lampoon.
The first rumor circulated dealt specifically with Suddenly
Slender Products that were allegedly contaminated with yeast and
mold. There are even letters there to "prove" it! A few
crucial items were omitted, however. This rumor implies that Suddenly Slender
shipped out products with these impurities. That never happened! Not once!
Every single lot of Suddenly Slender's product line undergoes Independent
Lab testing. Only after all tests come back ensuring that the product is
pure, does the product go to the shipping department. As undeniable proof,
a Certificate of Authenticity is issued by these Independent Labs for every
single product evaluation.
Below are links to the lab reports for every Suddenly Slender product
shipped, dating back to 2004.
